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Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Hilarious

February 3rd, 2006

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he’d kick your ass.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Hilarious

February 3rd, 2006

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